Average life expectancy ( in seconds ) of an enemy soldier in a Chuck Norris film: 4
Number of men who have written letters proposing marriage to Vanna White: 3506
Age most people stop believing in Santa Claus: 8
Age most people stop believing in politicians: 7
Number of chemical elements in the universe: 104
In a glass of New Jersey tap water: 98
Number of days into baseball season before Chicago Cubs are written off as pennant contenders: 5
Average powder base ( in inches ) on Aspen ski slope: 17
On Tammy Bakker: 1/4
Salary of the average Pro Wrestler: $47,500 /yr.
If Pro Wrestling didn’t exist: $4.25/hr.
Number of things that annoy Andy Rooney: 2,000,000
Number of people annoyed by Andy Rooney: 23,000,000
Average miles per gallon you can expect if a car maker’s ad says ” 30 mpg, city”: 23
Number of people who aren’t doctors, but play them on TV: 57
Who aren’t doctor’s but play them in hospitals: 5,840
Number of people in the history of air travel who have been able to get a $99 Maxsaver fare to coast: 2
Restrictions for that fare: 237
Percentage of the public that understand the new tax code: 11%
Percentage of accountants who understand it: 9%
Percentage of IRS employees who understand it: 6%
Number of people who work for the government: about half
Number of Americans who believe any of the statistics on this page are accurate: 2,478,644
Who believe TV Evangelists are trustworthy: 2,478,644