Committees, Conferences, Meetings and Teamwork

A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.Elbert Hubbard I’ve searched all the parks in all the cities and found no statues of committees. G K Chesterton Committee: A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit to do the unnecessary.Richard Harkness Committees […]


Which type do you associate yours with? Onion SalaryYou see it, you grab it…then you cry. Diet SalaryMakes you eat less and less each time you have it. Atheist SalaryYou doubt its existence! Magic SalaryYou make a few moves and voila, it disappears! Storm SalaryYou don’t know when it’s coming and/or how long it’ll last […]

Credit Crunch Mergers

Thanks to James for this:- For anyone with any money left, take a look at the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor:- Watch for these consolidations in late 2008 or early 2009: 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W. R. Grace Co. will merge […]

Clear as mud

This was sent to my friend James from Australia. It appeared in a local newspaper. From deep in the bowels of the Australian Taxation Office, new staff instructions regarding emails:- Quote: “Some emails can be classified as unclassified, and in the process of classifying an email as unclassified, the unclassified email has been classified. But […]

Business Prank Video

What would you do if you went on holiday, and then came back to an office full of …