Q & A jokes – Cheese
Q: When should you go on a cheese diet? A: If you need to cheddar a few pounds Q: What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? A: All that was left was de brie.Q: What do you call cheese that is sad? A: Blue cheese. Q: What do you call your cheese when someone is trying to […]
English Joke – Lies
A police constable pulls a driver over for speeding:
Constable: May I see your driver’s license?
Driver: I don’t have one. It was suspended when I got caught over the limit.
English Joke – Growing Old
A group of retired farmers were travelling by tour bus through Devon.
They stopped for a tour at a dairy, and a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that at this particular dairy goat’s milk was used.
Naming the baby
A pregnant woman is in a car accident and goes into a coma. After nearly six months, she wakes up to find that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, “Don’t worry, you had twins! We had to do a C-section, but you had a boy […]
English Joke – Dangerous Food
A nutritionist was giving a presentation at a conference. “The stuff we eat is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago,” he said.