A sales representative, an administration clerk and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says […]

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands […]

Deja Vu (What a coincidence ?) Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe3. Australia lost the Ashes4. Pope Died Year 2005 1. Prince Charles got married2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe3. Australia lost the Ashes4. Pope Died In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry .... please warn the Pope!! […]

RE: Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols...please feel free to sing along. And […]

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."- Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing […]

It can be socially disastrous for Americans and the British to visit each other's countries without carrying a table of phrase equivalents. That's because they use the same words and phrases to describe different things. For example, the British wear "vests" under their shirts. Their vests are what Americans call "undershirts." Americans wear suspenders to […]