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April 1,
Recruitment Advice

[Does your company have a problem in recruiting the right guy for the right position? Try this simple experiment to place your employees where they belong...] Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave […]

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March 28,
Caddy Quotes

Caddy Quotes Golfer: “I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake.” Caddy: “I doubt you could keep your head down that long.” Golfer: “I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course.” Caddy: “Try heaven. You've already moved most of the […]

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March 21,
Harvard Reading Test

This was developed as an age test by an R&D department at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 50 years of age can't do it! 1. This is this cat2. This is is cat3. This is how cat4. This is […]

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March 14,
Mock German Little Red Riding Hood

This might be considered more like - Have Fun With German:- Ein smallisch fraulein ben stayen mit der mama ein thicken woodser besiden. Der mama ben loven der fraulein und maken ein reddisch riden hood, mit warmen der earsers. Acrossen der woodser der sicken grossmama ben liven. Reddisch Riden Hood been tooken ein boxen mit […]

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March 7,
More student history bloopers

History Of The World According To Actual Student Exam Papers! 1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote inHydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot.The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to liveelsewhere. 2. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red sea, where […]

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March 1,
Mind the gap

Allegedly a list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers... 1) "Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologise for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cross […]

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