From the Up With Which I Shall Not Put department: When it comes to not ending sentences with prepositions, everybody ought to get aboard. After all, proper grammar is what the web should be about! Maybe sloppy sentences are acceptable in some venues, but we should try to stay a cut above. Clear communication helps […]

A traveller was showing a geologist friend around Duke Bluebeard's castle. "One used to be able to look out down on to the plain," he said, "but it looks as if the Duke has taken the window the plain could be looked out down on to out of away." "I wonder," pondered the geologist, "what […]

Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with an owl?A: A bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot. Q. What do get if cross a sheep and a kangaroo? Á. A woolly jumper! Q. What do you get if you cross a toad with a galaxy? A. Star warts! Q. What […]

[You may need to use a calculator - you might not be able to do this one in your head…] This only works if you have a 7-digit phone number. 1. Key in the first three digits of your 7-digit phone number (NOT the area code); 2. Multiply by 80; 3. Add 1; 4. Multiply […]

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk along the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a young girl was at the beach nearly every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around […]

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