Every year in the UK the worst examples of gobbledegook win recognition with a Golden Bull award. Here are 10 of the prime examples from 2003. 1. US Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld for: "Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are […]
This was sent to me by James. (An article by a Dutch national who spent two years in India) For the benefit of every Tom, Dick and Harry visiting India and daring to drive on Indian roads, I am offering a few hints for survival. They are applicable to every place in India except Bihar, […]
Is a buddhist monk refusing an injection at the dentists trying to transcend dental medication? Is Christianity branded on every CD with the use of Nero Burning Rom? Is there another word for synonym? Is there another word for thesaurus? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" Is it OK […]
In days of old
When knights were bold
And toilet lights were dim
You'd hear a crash
And then a splash
OH GOD! He's fallen in!
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof. Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however wrote the following: First, we postulate that if souls […]