A pregnant woman is in a car accident and goes into a coma. After nearly six months, she wakes up to find that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Don't worry, you had twins! We had to do a C-section, but you had a boy […]

  When I was young I had a dream,I dreamt of worlds I had not seen. I dreamt I travelled in a beamOf light that shone both blue and green.Now I grow old I swear that IWill travel that way when I die.    

Over The Hill

by Patrick O'Connor

THE Boeing 767 was about 40 minutes out of Frankfurt where I was due to attend an architects' conference when we were told that the landing gear wasn't working.

The sexual life of the camel,
Is stranger than anyone thinks.
This weird and mysterious animal,
Has designs upon the Sphinx.

A nutritionist was giving a presentation at a conference.  "The stuff we eat is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago," he said.

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