The Inflatables

I don’t know why but I find this joke very, very funny. Imagine you are in the land of the inflatables. You’re visiting the inflatable school. What did the inflatable teacher say to the naughty inflatable boy caught misbehaving with a pin? “You let me down, you let yourself down, and worst of all you […]

More play on words

“The man who runs in front of a car gets tired” “The man who runs behind a car gets exhausted” “Two wrongs do not make a right – Three lefts do” “The man who sits on a tack gets the point!” “The man who lives in a glass house should change in the basement” “If […]

Groan – Really bad jokes

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it. What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? “Damn.” What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What do prisoners use to call […]