This is about the standard of daytime TV nowadays - property shows (with the odd antique thrown in):-

From north to south and back again:-

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. 58 Brits are injured each year whilst using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all the pins from a new shirt. 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while […]

Do you know how to tell the time?  This is one way you can do it:-