HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. […]
A few of the commonly asked questions regarding childbirth and pregnancy explained. 1. Should I have a baby after 35?A: No, 35 children is enough. 2. I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?A: With any luck, right after he/she finishes college. 3. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's […]
To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, our grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating […]
OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.(Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6) 3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7) 4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and […]