After the Exam
PassTeacher: “I taught him / her well.”Father: “He’s a chip off the old block.”Mother: “My prayers were answered.”Friend: “Let’s go for a beer.” Fail Teacher: “He / she never concentrated in class.”Father: (To mother) “He’s your son. / She’s your daughter.”Mother: “I knew his / her wild ways would get him / her into trouble.”Friend: “Let’s […]
Exam Failures — Fun Video
The definition of epic failure
These are genuine answers from exams in the UK:-
Tough Exam Questions
Tough Questions:- 1. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?2. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?3. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges […]
50 ways to fail an exam
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “Oh gee! I’d better get cracking!” Scribble furiously. Turn it in a few minutes early. 2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!” 3. If it is a math […]