The top 10 excuses given to TV Licensing by people who should have a TV licence:  "Since I had a bit of a fling with the postman I haven't been receiving my mail so I didn't get my TV licence reminder."  "No-one watches TV apart from the parakeet. It calms him down and stops him […]

Here are a few excuses to help get you out of work during the summer. “It was so hot yesterday that the wool suit I was wearing gave me this horrible rash. I don’t think I can make it into the office. My face and neck are just covered with this rash, and my legs […]