A selection of headlines from stories in the news. They use English in a way that you might think is intended to confuse but it's all perfectly clear to the native speaker.

HP sauce is probably the best known brand of brown sauce in the UK. Indeed I read recently that at one stage it cornered over 70% of the retail brown sauce market.  It is used as a condiment with hot or cold savoury food and when I was growing up, it was always splattered liberally over Irish stew.  So if you pop into most British kitchens you will find a bottle somewhere, but one man has found a new – and criminal- use for the sauce.