Casual Friends vs Real Friends #4

Casual Friends: Say “I love you” in a jokey way.Real Friends: Say “I love you”, and mean it. Casual Friends: Are around for a while.Real Friends:: Are for life. Casual Friends: Save the last slice of cake for you.Real Friends: Eat the last slice of cake and laugh in your face. Casual Friends: Would bail […]

Casual Friends vs Real Friends #3

Casual friends are happy to talk with you about your problems.Real friends try to help you with your problems. Casual friends wonder about your romantic history.Real friends could blackmail you with it. Casual friends think the friendship is over when you have an argument.Real friends call you after you have had a fight. Casual friends expect you to always […]

Casual Friends vs Real Friends #2

Casual friends, when visiting, act like guests and you have to offer them refreshments.Real friends open your refrigerator and help themselves. Casual friends have never seen you cry.Real friends have shoulders soggy from your tears. Casual friends doesn’t know your parents’ first names.Real friends have their phone numbers in their address book. Casual friends bring flowers to your […]

After the Exam

PassTeacher:  “I taught him / her well.”Father:  “He’s a chip off the old block.”Mother: “My prayers were answered.”Friend: “Let’s go for a beer.” Fail Teacher:  “He / she never concentrated in class.”Father:  (To mother) “He’s your son. / She’s your daughter.”Mother:  “I knew his / her wild ways would get him / her into trouble.”Friend: “Let’s […]