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March 1,
Old Age #3

A man was telling his neighbour 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art .... It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbour. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty..'

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October 14,
Growing old

Two old-age pensioners were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said: 'Tom, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' Tom said, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' 'Really? Like a […]

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