Two newlyweds were arguing about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of the housework around here so you should do it, because that […]

SUCCESS A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find a husband who makes more money than she can spend.

THE FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.