English Joke of the Month – January

January’s English Joke of the Month

Lecture

A Lecture

On New Year’s Eve, David was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his car in the car park and walked home.  As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman.  ‘What are you doing out here at four o’clock in the morning?’ asked the police constable.

English Joke of the Month – September

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Keep it simple

In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity.

English Joke of the Month – August

Learn a Foreign Language

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A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting. “Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he asks.

English Joke of the Month – July

July’s English Joke of the Month
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Mr. Smith was a travelling salesman and frequent flyer, so he was always very, VERY careful to mark his luggage so that no one would mistakenly take his bags. He always did this with brightly coloured ribbons and tape, so on one trip as he got to the luggage carousel he was very surprised to see his bags being grabbed by a well dressed man.