Lawyers say the stupidest things

The following questions from lawyers were allegedly taken from official court records:-Now, doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn’t know anything about it until the next morning? ———————– Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war? […]

Things that sound dirty In law, but aren’t

Have you looked through her briefs? He is one hard judge! Counsellor, let’s do it in chambers. His attorney withdrew at the last minute. Is it a penal offense? Better leave the handcuffs on. For €200 an hour, she’d better be good! Can you get him to drop his suit? The judge gave her the […]