Father: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice" Son: "I will choose my own bride!" Father: "But this is Bill Gates's daughter." Son: "Well, in that case - OK!" Next - Father approaches Bill Gates. Father: "I have a husband for your daughter." Bill Gates: "My daughter will choose her own husband." […]

Before - You take my breath away.After - You're suffocating me! Before - Twice a night.After - Twice a month. Before - She loves the way I take control of a situation.After - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac. Before - Saturday Night Live.After - Sunday night football. Before - He makes me feel […]

Want to "pop the question"? Here's a fun guide on how to and how not to do it.

LUST -When all you write is your phone number.LOVE -When you write poems about your partner.MARRIAGE -When all you write is cheques. LUST -When you phone each other to choose a hotel room.LOVE -When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."MARRIAGE -When you phone each other to bitch about work. LUST -When you steal […]