New Year’s Resolutions

In celebration of Ditch New Year’s Resolution Day. New Years Resolutions You Have No Chance Of  Keeping When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL” I will start using Facebook for something other than Farmville. I will try to figure out why I “really” need 5 Facebook accounts.  I resolve to work […]

New Year’s Day Prayer

Dear God, So far this year I’ve done well. I haven’t gossiped, I haven’t lost my temper, I haven’t been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I’m very thankful for that. But in a few minutes, God, I’m going to get out of bed, and from then on I’m probably going to need a lot […]