A horse, a flea, and three blind mice,Sat on a curbstone shooting dice.The horse, he slipped and fell on the flea.The flea said, "Whoops, there's a horse on me."
A horse, a flea, and three blind mice,Sat on a curbstone shooting dice.The horse, he slipped and fell on the flea.The flea said, "Whoops, there's a horse on me."
A new version of Humpty Dumpty (a famous chidren's nursery rhyme - click on Read More for the original)
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
He didn't get bruised,
He didn't get bumped,
Humpty Dumpty bungee jumped!
Betty Botter bought some butter
But she said this butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter,
But a bit of better butter
Will surely make my batter better.