Two old-age pensioners were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said: 'Tom, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' Tom said, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' 'Really? Like a […]

Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper? Groceries are heavier. And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street has become! This extension work was apparently done at night!! Very sneaky stuff. And, you know, people are less considerate now, especially the […]

Old academics never die, they just lose their faculties. Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance. Old actors never die, they just drop a part. Old anthropologists never die, they just become history. Old architects never die, they just lose their structure. Old bankers never die, they just lose interest. Old beekeepers never […]

I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm. I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going. I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, antacid... I'm the first one to find […]