The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says, "Can you make me one with everything".

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizzas R Us." Customer: "Hello.  I'd like to order a pizza please." Operator: "Can I have your multi purpose Smart Card number, sir?" Customer: "It's er..., hold on .... 6102049998-45- 54610" Operator: "OK ... If I could just confirm your details.  You are Mr Smith and you're calling fromNottingham. Your […]