News Round Up

by Patrick O'Connor

FANCY a day out – then why not visit a crematorium.

The Daily Mirror says that Stafford Crematorium is holding an open day in which members of the public will be invited to have a look around to see what services are on offer.

October's Advert of the Month Pot Noodle Synopsis A news reporter (Stu Davis) is on a guided tour of a Pot Noodle factory. Stu: So Gary. What's happening here?Gary: We've successfully removed about half of the salt from Pot Noodle.Stu: Wow. And er. How'd you do that?Gary: We put the noodle in its raw from […]