Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes

“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.”  Henry Kissinger “Love is being stupid together.” Paul Valery “Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.”  Judith Viorst“Love is an electric blanket […]

Valentine’s Day Laughter

“The secret of a happy marriage? It remains a secret.” Henny Youngman “My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”Rodney Dangerfield “Marriage is a wonderful invention; but then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.” Billy Connelly “Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!”Anonymous “A woman asked her […]