Some of the daft things British dads say:- Do you think I'm made of money? Money doesn't grow on trees. Do I look like a bank? He's thick as two short planks. When I was your age ... Back in my day... We used to go outside to play. I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting […]

1. This suit has been in my family for five generations. Fail to appear well groomed and you've failed before you've said a word. 2. You think this is disorganized. Wait till you see me on work projects. Neglecting to bring information required on the application, or bringing too few copies of your mistake-free CV, […]