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January 17,
Optimist or Pessimist? You Decide

Optimist or Pessimist? You Decide Originally uploaded by Lynne Hand I'm just revisiting this old photo and decided to add some of the jokes going round the world wide webby thingy:- An optimist says the glass is half full. A pessimist says the glass is half empty, but... A realist says it doesn't matter. The […]

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July 21,
To anyone who enjoys a glass of wine...

And to those who, for whatever reason, don't and are always seen with a glass of water in their hand and a sanctimonious look upon their face. As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom,In beer there is freedom,In water there is bacteria." In a number of carefully controlled trials, Scientists have demonstrated that […]

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March 21,
Women are like apples / Men are like grapes

Women are like apples. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something […]

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January 14,
New wine for seniors

Thanks to Hilde:- California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night. The new wine […]

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February 19,
You know you've lost the plot when...

... you pay £4,000 for an undrinkable bottle of wine. See Here

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