... you think asylum seekers have money to spare. According to the Guardian newspaper state-funded Esol (English for Speakers of Other Languages) classes in England are under threat. Funding changes will see many asylum seekers and low-paid migrants shut out of free English language classes in England. The government announced that most adult Esol students […]

... you sacrifice llamas for good luck. Full story here.

... you threaten to kill someone because they're 15 minutes late. See here

... you think Feng Shui will help your team play better football. The Leicester Tigers have called Paul Darby, a Feng Shui doctor, in it to try and turn their luck.

... you try to convince people you serve Indian food, but you have a big golden M over the door. Chicken Delhi KatessFladenbrot mit paniertem Hähnchenfleisch, Salat, Gurke, Tomate und indischer Curry-Chili Sauce Pork RojahalFladenbrot mit würzigem Schweinefleisch, Salat, Zwiebeln und scharfer indischer Sauce Phooey!

... you think it's better to put down a defenceless little bear than see it grow up amongst humans. See here