... you try to sell someone's hair on the Internet. See Here

... you think that a woman shaving her head is front page news. See Here

... you pay £4,000 for an undrinkable bottle of wine. See Here

... you pay £2,000 for a pizza. See Here

... you pay £16,000 for a nosh up. See here.

... you have 160,000 turkeys, and you still import more.