I am sure we already shared this one, but I can't find it, so here it is again for the Ginger Elvis:- Transcript:- (Speaking German)From 0:12:-Voice on Radio:  Mayday mayday.  Hello can you hear us?  Can you hear us? Can you... over...  We are sinking! We are sinking! Coastguard:  Hello. This is the German Coastguard. […]

After the wife of Johnny Depp, Amber Heard, brought their pet pooches, Pistol and Boo, into Australia illegaly, they recorded an apology to Australia together (it was that or she could have gone to prison for 10 years). The apology itself was surreal, and has caused some hilarity on the net, but this video response […]

  Find a penny, pick it up,And all day you'll have good luck.   !Note - Finding a penny is considered good luck in the UK. This superstition might have arisen because in ancient times metals were believed to offer protection from evil and harmful spirits, and of course there is also the saying, money attracts money.

In a recent GTT prize session, I had to remind a student that a bitch is really a female dog.  My dog Laika is a bitch. There is nothing wrong with the word, as long as it's used in the right context.

On vampires: “If Dracula can’t see his reflection in a mirror, how come his centre parting is always so perfect?” On rising sea levels: “It’s nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it’s because there’s too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.” […]

On his grievances: “What annoys me is how much land is being taken up by dead people.” On travelling: “You can be into travelling, but the world’s only so big, innit? So eventually you’re gonna run out of places to visit. Whereas biscuits… there’s loads of them.” On prayer: “That’s what praying is, really. A posh moan.” […]