A new twist on an old joke:-
A noun's a person place or thing,Or sometimes even times, like spring.A verb tells what the subject does,Like "jumps" or "fishes," "is" or "was."An adjective describes a noun,Like "happy", "ugly," "rich" or "brown."An adverb tells you how or when,Like "quietly", or "well" or "when."A pronoun takes the noun's own place,Like "they" for "children," "she" for […]
A man travels to Spain and goes to a restaurant near the bull arena for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects. "What's this?" he asks?
Silly Poems and Rhymes # 20 ( by Shel Silverstein) “God says to me with kind of a smile, "Hey how would you like to be God awhile And steer the world?" "Okay," says I, "I'll give it a try. Where do I set? How much do I get? […]