Tech Support humour

Tech Support: “Customer Support, this is David, may I help you?” Customer: “Hello, yes, it’s me.” Tech Support: “Oh, it’s me too.” [chuckle] Customer: “No, Esmie. E, s, m, i, e.” Tech Support: “Oh, sorry.” [blush] ———————————- Tech Support: “Would you right-click on the Open Desktop.” Customer: “Ok.” Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up […]

Call Centre Humour

This is for James:- Net Lag: That glazed look when you have been online for too long. Meerkatting: When something happens in a call centre with cubicles, where people’s heads pop up over the walls to see what’s going on. Open-Collar Workers: People who work at home or telecommute. Adminisphere: The rarefied organisation layers beginning […]

Making the most of your IT department – Podcast

1. When IT say they’re coming right over, log out and go for coffee. It’s no problem for them to remember 700 network passwords. 2. When you call them to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and […]

The question is – If?

If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? If a fly didn’t have wings, would it be called a walk? […]