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1. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.2. The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do.3. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.4. If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.5. If […]

Joel's Talk with Santa Claus

by Eugene Field

One Christmas eve Joel Baker was in a most unhappy mood. He was lonesome and miserable; the chimes making merry Christmas music outside disturbed rather than soothed him, the jingle of the sleigh-bells fretted him, and the shrill whistling of the wind around the corners of the house and up and down the chimney seemed to grate harshly on his ears.

To the tune of "We three kings" We were down on Trafalger Square Selling knickers a penny a pair How fantastic, no elastic,But not very safe to wear!

December's English Joke of the Month

The Poor

A teacher asked her students to write an essay on the topic of "A Poor Family”. One student, who happened to be the richest girl in the entire class, got the lowest mark, her essay went ...

From Naveen

To burp: A reflex that expels wind noisily from the stomach through the mouth. Symonyms - belch and eruct.