A baby method acting:-
Listen Here Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary,System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor,Longing for the warmth of bed sheets, still I sat there doing spreadsheets.Having reached the bottom line I took a floppy from the drawer,I then invoked the SAVE command and waited for the disk to […]
A pick up line is something someone says in the hope of forming an acquaintance with someone else, usually in anticipation of sexual relations. A put down is something you say that's disparaging, belittling, or snubbing. The French have a phrase for it - l'Esprit d'escalier - 'the spirit that passes on the staircase'. Here […]
1. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.2. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.3. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.4. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.5. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without […]
Once there was a little pink rosebud, and she lived down in a little dark house under the ground. One day she was sitting there, all by herself, and it was very still. Suddenly, she heard a little tap, tap, tap, at the door.