Pythagorean theorem: 24 wordsThe Lord's prayer: 66 words.Archimedes' Principle: 67 words.The 10 Commandments: 179 words.The Gettysburg address: 286 words.The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words.The U.S. Government regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words. Your tax dollars at work.
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Have you ever seen a hearse go by,
And wondered what happens when you die?
They wrap you in a big white sheet
And throw you down, six feet deep.
They put you in a little box,
And cover you up with earth and rocks.
Big macho man! This has to be the funniest weather forecast - ever:-
Let me count the ways:- 1. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.2. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.3. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.4. Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.5. As smart as bait.6. Proof that evolution CAN […]
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