Have you ever wondered what they really meant at your job appraisal? Here's an a - z list of common performance appraisal terms and their meaning:- Active socially: Drinks heavily.Alert to company developments: An office gossip.Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the job.Average: Not too bright.Character above reproach: One step ahead […]

Some unanswered questions:- Who put the Bomp in the Bomp-de-Bomp-de-Bomp? Who placed the Dip in the Dip-de-Dip-de-Dip? And just who is responsible for putting the Ram in the Ram-a-lama-Ding-Dong?

Here are nearly 200 ways to say someone is mentally challenged:- 1 cylinder mind. 12 shy of a dozen. A bad spot on the disk. A couple of open splices. A couple of volts below threshold. A few beers short of a six-pack. A few bits shy of a word. A few bricks shy of […]

What is your doctor really saying... "There is a lot of that going around." - That's the third one this week. I'd better learn something about this. "Well, what have we here..?" - He has no idea and is hoping you'll give him a clue. "Let me check your medical history." - I want to […]

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Sent to me from James:- IF YOU'RE TOO OPEN MINDED, YOUR BRAINS WILL FALL OUT. AGE IS A VERY HIGH PRICE TO PAY FOR MATURITY. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.IF YOU MUST CHOOSE BETWEEN TWO EVILS, PICK THE ONE YOU'VE NEVER TRIED BEFORE. MY IDEA OF HOUSEWORK IS TO SWEEP THE ROOM […]