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A wonderful bird is the pelican,His bill holds more than his belly can.He can take in his beak,Enough food for a week,But I'm damned if I see how the hell he can. 

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THOMAS had read somewhere that it's 22 yards between the wickets on a cricket pitch, but this was nowhere near that.

When he was Freddie Trueman bowling to the Aussie's Neil Harvey, he thought the gap between the wickets was the same as it was on the real pitch, but that was a long time ago when Thomas and his best pal Geoffrey spent their summers re-enacting Test matches on The Green, an oasis between rows of anonymous council houses. The Green had six trees of various species spread around it which, in their imagination, provided the perfect Test match arena for the boys.

Always let your students finish what they want to say:- By muddybunny | View this Toon at ToonDoo | Create your own Toon

DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, put out the rubbish, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. !Note - There's a difference between to dress up and to get dressed.