A husband came home from work and his wife walked up to him and slapped him across the face, "What was that for?" he cried.
A husband came home from work and his wife walked up to him and slapped him across the face, "What was that for?" he cried.
PassTeacher: "I taught him / her well."Father: "He's a chip off the old block."Mother: "My prayers were answered."Friend: "Let's go for a beer." Fail Teacher: "He / she never concentrated in class."Father: (To mother) "He's your son. / She's your daughter."Mother: "I knew his / her wild ways would get him / her into trouble."Friend: "Let's […]
Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumour or spread gossip. In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogenes?" "Wait a moment," […]
A wife asked her husband, "Can you mow the lawn?"
The husband replied, "What do you think I am, a gardener?"
The following statements are from actual CVs:- Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs. I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of my immediate availability. Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short notice. I'm a […]