THE room – well you could hardly call it a room, more like a cupboard – was a dump.
The walls had been painted lime green, probably by someone doing community service for dealing mind-blowing drugs, the sink was clogged with some disgusting discharge.
ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
TO-CON-VEY ONE'S MOODIN SEV-EN-TEEN SYLL-ABLE-SIS VE-RY DIF-FIC
We love men because they write poems, songs, and books in our honour. Because they never understand us, but they never give up. Because they can see beauty in women when women have long ceased to see any beauty in themselves. Because they come from little boys. Because they can churn out long, intricate, Machiavellian, […]
Now, this might not seem funny, and I know cancer is no laughing matter, but give me a chance to explain. The Daily Mail is a red top newspaper in the UK which is infamous for printing scaremongering stories, Russell Howard has put into song the things the Daily Mail claims can cause cancer. First […]