Men - tal illness.Men - tal breakdown.Men - ingitis.Men - ace.Men - strual cramps.Men - opause. Have you ever noticed how so many problems begin with men?
Men - tal illness.Men - tal breakdown.Men - ingitis.Men - ace.Men - strual cramps.Men - opause. Have you ever noticed how so many problems begin with men?
Once upon a time... An application was for employment.A program was a TV show.A cursor used profanity.A keyboard was a piano.Memory was something that you lost with age.A CD was a bank account.If you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out.Compress was something you did to garbage.If you unzipped anything in […]
Some tortures are physicalAnd some are mental,But the one that is bothIs dental.
A girl once went to the fair to hire herself for servant. At last a funny-looking old gentleman engaged her, and took her home to his house. When she got there, he told her that he had something to teach her, for that in his house he had his own names for things.
He said to her: “What will you call me?”
“Master or mister, or whatever you please sir,” says she.
He said: “You must call me ’master of all masters.’
Subtitling TV programmes has become the norm in the UK. It is a boon for deaf people, and a great source of amusement for others, because they often get it wrong - very wrong. Here are some of my favourites:- During the Queen Mother's funeral subtitles called for 'a moment's violence', instead of 'a moment's silence'. A visit by the […]