A man visits his GP (family doctor) and says, “Every time I go on holiday, my wife gets pregnant. Went to France and she got pregnant. Went to Ireland and she got pregnant a second time. Went to Spain and she got pregnant a third time.”
The Lucky Saucer
An art collector is walking through London looking for a Christmas present, when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a shop.
Marriage is like a game of cards. In the beginning it’s all hearts and diamonds, but by the end you wish you had a club and a spade. (Think about it.)
A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.Elbert Hubbard I’ve searched all the parks in all the cities and found no statues of committees. G K Chesterton Committee: A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit to do the unnecessary.Richard Harkness Committees […]
The German Child
An English couple adopt a child from Germany, however, this should not be a problem. There is nothing to worry about as it’s a healthy baby boy.
As the child grows older, he shows a preference for dressing in lederhosen and has a pudding bowl haircut, but there is nothing to worry about as all his basic functions develop normally. He can walk, eat, sleep, read and so on, but for some reason the German child never, ever speaks.