Digital TV channel Dave, put a selection of their favourite jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival to a public vote. The top ten jokes of 2011 were:-1) Nick Helm: "I…
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Golf Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm as she hangs on Bob's arm, listening intently to his every word and laughing at all his jokes.
A dutiful son spoke to his ailing 95-year-old mother about her funeral arrangements.
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a huge forest fire, but thick smoke at the scene was too heavy to get any good shots, so he frantically called the office to hire a plane.