English Joke of the Month – September

September’s English Joke of the Month

Who ate the cleaner?

Some cannibals get a job in a big corporation on condition that they don’t eat any of the staff.

English Joke of the Month – August

August's English Joke of the Month 

Get the job

A mathematician, a statistician and an accountant apply for the same job.

The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks, "What does two plus two equal?" 

 

 

English Joke of the Month – July

July's English Joke of the Month 

Stars in their eyes

A young man walks on to the stage of Stars in their Eyes, on crutches, with a plaster cast from his feet to his hips.

 

 

English Joke of the Month – June

June's English Joke of the Month 

Beethoven Backwards

Grave

A tourist in Vienna is walking through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.