September’s English Joke of the Month
Who ate the cleaner?
Some cannibals get a job in a big corporation on condition that they don’t eat any of the staff.
August's English Joke of the Month
Get the job
A mathematician, a statistician and an accountant apply for the same job.
The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks, "What does two plus two equal?"
July's English Joke of the Month
Stars in their eyes
A young man walks on to the stage of Stars in their Eyes, on crutches, with a plaster cast from his feet to his hips.
June's English Joke of the Month
A tourist in Vienna is walking through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.