What would you do if you went on holiday, and then came back to an office full of ...

June's English Joke of the Month 

Beethoven Backwards

A tourist in Vienna is walking through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.

Be nice to your children, they will choose your retirement home.Don't take life so seriously ... it's not permanent.Despite the cost of living, it's still quite popular.The trouble with life is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired.The aging process would be slowed if it had […]

Rule 1 THE NURSE IS ALWAYS RIGHT!Rule 2 Never yell at a nurse (refer to Rule #1.)Rule 3 Don't hit patients or doctors - unless absolutely necessary.Rule 4 All fevers will eventually come back to normal on the way to room temperature.Rule 5 Don't vomit on the nurse!Rule 6 Don't vomit on the doctor!Rule 7 […]