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March 31,
English Joke of the Month - April

Shopkeeper

(Thanks to Hermine)

A shopkeeper goes to the police to say that he has been robbed. A shoplifter came into his shop, he says, opened a packet of biscuits and ate some of them. Then the man just walked out without paying.

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February 29,
English Joke - Three Surgeons

Doctor

Three Surgeons

Three surgeons were discussing which types of patients they preferred to operate on.

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February 21,
Clear as mud

This was sent to my friend James from Australia. It appeared in a local newspaper. From deep in the bowels of the Australian Taxation Office, new staff instructions regarding emails:- Quote: "Some emails can be classified as unclassified, and in the process of classifying an email as unclassified, the unclassified email has been classified. But […]

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January 31,
English Joke - The Matador Special

Matador

The Matador Special

A man travels to Spain and goes to a restaurant near the bull arena for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects. "What's this?" he asks?

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November 30,
English Joke of the Month - December

December's English Joke of the Month

The Poor

A teacher asked her students to write an essay on the topic of "A Poor Family”. One student, who happened to be the richest girl in the entire class, got the lowest mark, her essay went ...

From Naveen

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October 31,
English Joke of the Month - November

November's English Joke of the Month

How Long?

A man has been feeling under the weather for some time, he finally decides to go to his doctor for a complete check-up.

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