Which type do you associate yours with? Onion SalaryYou see it, you grab it...then you cry. Diet SalaryMakes you eat less and less each time you have it. Atheist SalaryYou doubt its existence! Magic SalaryYou make a few moves and voila, it disappears! Storm SalaryYou don't know when it's coming and/or how long it'll last […]

A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang.
 
When he answered the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. The cockroach immediately punched him between the eyes and scuttled off.

Here's a selection of corny Christmas jokes:- 

Thanks to James for this:- For anyone with any money left, take a look at the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor:- Watch for these consolidations in late 2008 or early 2009: 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush and W. R. Grace Co. will merge […]

 
A young monk arrives at a monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.  He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.