"The man who runs in front of a car gets tired" "The man who runs behind a car gets exhausted" "Two wrongs do not make a right - Three lefts do" "The man who sits on a tack gets the point!" "The man who lives in a glass house should change in the basement" "If […]
A little boy at a wedding looks at his mother and asks, "Mummy, why does the bride wear white?"
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it. What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? "Damn." What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What do prisoners use to call […]
Some cannibals get a job in a big corporation on condition that they don't eat any of the staff.