Ode To The New Year
'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
'Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
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1. What is Santa's favourite cereal?
2. What did Santa do when he had a sore throat the day before Christmas?
3. What Christmas carol do the lions sing?
4. Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas day?
5. Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas Eve?
A heart surgeon took his car to his local garage for a regular service, where he usually exchanged a little friendly banter with the owner, a skilled but not especially wealthy mechanic.
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Teacher: Johnny. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Little Johnny: Seven!
A strong young man at a construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of Morris, one of the older workmen and after several minutes, Morris had had enough.