A letter to the passport office – Parental Advisory

This apparently is an actual letter received by the UK Passport Office (edited a bit to make it more SFW, but there are still some swear words in it):- Dear Sirs, I’m in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Sky Television has my address and telephone […]

Customer Complaint

Dear Cretins, I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your ‘four-in-one deal’ for cable TV, cable modem, telephone, and alarm monitoring. During this three-month period I have encountered inadequacy of service which I had not previously considered possible, as well as ignorance and stupidity of monolithic proportions. […]