This apparently is an actual letter received by the UK Passport Office (edited a bit to make it more SFW, but there are still some swear words in it):- Dear Sirs, I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Sky Television has my address and telephone […]

This is a real complaint letter sent to Sir Richard Branson, Virgin Airlines, which is currently being emailed globally and is considered by many to be the world's funniest passenger complaint letter. You can see the offending item here:- http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01246/virgin1_1246696c.jpg Dear Mr Branson REF: Mumbai to Heathrow 7th December 2008 I love the Virgin brand, […]

Dear Cretins, I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for your 'four-in-one deal' for cable TV, cable modem, telephone, and alarm monitoring. During this three-month period I have encountered inadequacy of service which I had not previously considered possible, as well as ignorance and stupidity of monolithic proportions. […]