Definitions of the sciences
If it’s green or wiggles, it’s biology. If it stinks, it’s chemistry. If you can’t touch it it’s physics. If it has faults, it’s geology. If it’s incomprehensible, it’s applied mathematics. If you can make it do whatever you want, it’s statistics. If it doesn’t make sense, it’s economics or psychology.
The definition of “Quick Thinking”
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nicely with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the […]
The Definition of Corpsing
To corpse (verb) – Describes what happens when an actor, or in this case three Sky presenters, loses control during a performance and laughs uncontrollably:-
Funny Definitions
Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. Beauty Parlour: A place where women curl up and dye. Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people. Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. Committee: A group of people […]
Q to Z of Medical Definitions
Recovery Room — Place to do upholstery Rectum — Nearly killed emScalpel — What you stand on to clean windows in high rise buildingsSecretion — Hiding somethingSeizure — A Roman emperorTablet — A small tableTerminal illness — Getting sick at the airportThalassotherophy — Fear of the seaTumor — An extra pairUrine — The opposite of […]