A girl was visiting her boyfriend, who had got two new dogs. She asked him what he was going to call them. He told her one was named Rolex and the…
A police constable pulls a driver over for speeding:
Constable: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. It was suspended when I got caught over the limit.
A group of retired farmers were travelling by tour bus through Devon.
They stopped for a tour at a dairy, and a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that at this particular dairy goat's milk was used.
A nutritionist was giving a presentation at a conference. "The stuff we eat is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago," he said.
Saturday morning I got up early, got dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out of the…